SHOCKING!!!

I'm SOOOOO very beyond annoyed with getting shocked 852 times a day.  Seriously.  The static electricity in this house is enough to power a whole country (I'm pretty sure).  This is just one of the many reasons why I dislike the winter.  I have to walk around turning on lights with my elbow (because the shock on my elbow through my clothes isn't QUITE as painful)!  I have to walk around with cold toes because if I wear my socks or slippers, it increases the shocking incidents by about ten times.  And.......I'm tired of it!

Reasons why I'll be happy when it FINALLY starts to warm up outside:

1.  I won't have to pay a million dollars (roughly) on my Vectren gas heating bill.  I keep my house temp set at 68 but the bill is still extremely high.  I'm thinking of setting the heat even lower but I think the hospital bill for hypothermia might be just as costly!!!

2.  I won't have to shovel snow.  I don't like it.  Like AT all.  In fact, I don't love snow.  I'm about ready to pack up and move to Hawaii.  Seriously.  Except I can't afford it.  And with just complaining about my high heating bill and all, it wouldn't make much sense!!

3.  I can resume my daily walks OUTSIDE.  Of course I love exercising with my Kinect, but I really miss my walks (and my banana peel decomposition observations)!

4.  I won't get shocked.

5.  I won't get shocked.

6.  I won't get shocked.

7.  Oh, wait did I already mention I WON'T GET SHOCKED?!?!?  That should probably be the number one reason I will gladly bid adieu to this lousy weather!

Check out Lola's static electricity!  It's crazy!  I bet she got good and shocked when she touched something! ;)

Hope your lives aren't as "shocking" as ours have been lately! :)